Before starting a rock band, you should know that these names have already been taken

Albino Toilet Boys * Alcoholocaust * Alcoholics Unanimous * Apocalypse Hoboken * Armageddon Dildos

Biff Hitler and the Violent Mood Swings * The Band Formerly Known as Sausage * Band Over *
Band That Shot Liberty Valence * Barbara's Bush * Bobby Joe Ebola and the Children McNuggits
The Bourbon Tabernacle Choir * The Boxing Ghandis * Brady Bunch Lawnmower Massacre * Breakfast in Beruit
Bulimia Banquet * Buster Hymen & the Penetrators

Caltranvestites * Cap'n Crunch and the Cereal Killers * Carnage Asada * Cindy Brady's Lisp * Cortizone 5
Cottage Cheese From the Lips of Death

The Dancing French Liberals of 1848 * The Dead Sea Squirrels * The Dead Kennedys * The Dick Clarks
The Dick Clarks * Dicky Retardo * Drunks With Guns

E. Coli * Edith Head * Electric Prostates * Elvis Hitler * Ethyl Merman

Fearless Iranians From Hell * Fields of Shit * '57 Lesbian * The 4-Skins * The 4 Nikators
Four Nurses of the Apocalypse * The French are from Hell * Fromage d'Amour

Gefilte Joe and the Fish * Gonoreagan

Headless Marines * Hell Camino * Herpes Cineplex * Hindu Garage Sale * Hitler's Bikini * HIV and the Positives
Honest Bob and the Factory to Dealer Incentives * Hornets Attack Victor Mature

Janitors Against Apartheid * Jehovah's Waitresses * Jehovah's Wetness * Jehovah's Witness protection Program
Jesus Christ Super Fly * Jesus Chrysler Supercar * Jesus Manson anf the Salvation Army
JFKFC * Jonestown Punch

Kathleen Turner Overdrive * Kerrigan's Knees

Lack of Afro * Lawn Piranhas * The Leave it to Beaver Conehead Immolation * Lesbian Ninjas * Louder Than God

Mao Tse Helen * Mary Kay and the Cosmetics * Max Roach and the Holders * Minnie Pearl's Jam
Mr. Happy and the Genocides * Mussolini Headkick * My Dog Has Hitler's Brain

Nate Nocturnal and the Nightly Emissions * Nervous Christians and the Lions
Norman Bates and the Shower Heads * Not Drowning, Waving

Pabst Smear * Pearl Harbor and the Exposions * Penis DeMilo * Pepto Dismal * Phenobarbidols Phlegm Fatale
Poultry in Motion * Pretentious Flamedogs * The Pro-Midget Mafia * Psychic Buddist Gorillas
Psycho Sluts From Hell * Pungent Frustration * Purple Headed Love Warriors

Raging Pimps of Doom * Rectal Nightmare * Reluctant Stereotypes * Reserectum * Results of Inbreeding
Retarded Elf * Roid Rogers and the Whirling Butt Cherries *

Sandy Duncan's Eye * Screaming Headless Torsos * Screaming Iguana's of Love * Screaming Moist Accountants
Septic Death * Seven Year Bitch * The Shamu Afterbirth Orchestra * Shirley Temple of Doom
Shirley Temple Pilots * Simulated Orgasms (Simulerte Orgasmer) * Skeptic Tank * Smegma and the Nuns
Smorgasborgnine * Solosex * The Sound of Munich * Spastic Colon * The Sphinctones * Stiff Richards
Stukas Over Bedrock * Swingin' Johnsons

Ted Bundy's Volkswagen * The Telephony Bandits of Doom * Temporary Darkening of the Stool * Testostertones
The Texas Nazi's * Thank God We're Immortal * They Tried to Frame OJ * To Live and Shave in LA
Toxic Shock and the Tampons * Tracy and the Hindenburg Ground Crew * Tragic Mulatto
Transsexual Hitler * Trotsky Icepick

Uncle Dickie's Shameless Quickies * Unstoppable Kamikaze Idiots

Vaginal Davis * The Velcro Pygmies * Vic Morrow's Head

The Well Hungarians * Willie Nelson Mandela

Yoko Homo

Zip Code Rapists * Zombies Under Stress * Zulu Leprechauns